how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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