when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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