This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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