I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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