I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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