At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
How's work?
Spinning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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