just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
