youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she looked like the before picture.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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