I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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