Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just had sex on a roof
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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