can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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