Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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