I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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