Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
high people should be assigned attendants
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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