my phone cant type all the emotion im having
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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