so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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