I feel great
I just peed on a car
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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