I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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