You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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