Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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