I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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