I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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