i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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