i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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