he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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