this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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