i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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