my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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