if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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