As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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