That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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