I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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