He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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