Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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