The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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