do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just gift wrapped bread.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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