Christians are straight up FREAKS
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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