susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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