lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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