Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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