I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I died a long time ago.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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