He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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