This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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