I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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