why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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