That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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