Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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