So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
