I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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