but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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