This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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