Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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