1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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