Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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